chilled:

condom:

I love myself

 

chilled:

condom:

I love myself

 

(via foodless)

if i was a doctor
hot guy: i sprained my wrist
me: okay take off your underwear

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

(via sniffing)

ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

(via stability)

I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

image

(via noelfieldingnoelfielding)

meladoodle:

autodumb:

boys hands are VERY important to me

i imagine theyre pretty important to them too

(Source: jealousgf, via ifyoulaugh)

(Source: pdlcomics, via dutchster)

humorstop:

im always on the look out for this

humorstop:

im always on the look out for this

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

tiddygorl:

Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*

(via laughbitches)