(Source: nayx, via officialwhitegirls)

unfollovving:

pornstarwars:

i got a valentine this year 

What cheat code did u use

(via dutchster)

chromeofficial:

textbook: $250

me: chill

(via laughbitches)

chilled:

condom:

I love myself

 

chilled:

condom:

I love myself

 

(via foodless)

if i was a doctor
hot guy: i sprained my wrist
me: okay take off your underwear

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

(via sniffing)

ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

(via stability)

I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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(via noelfieldingnoelfielding)