parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
me: what do you wanna know

hitlersasshole:

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

(via laughbitches)

dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

(via laughbitches)

(Source: wontongod, via laughbitches)

gyllenhaha:

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

(via laughbitches)

thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

image

omg her peace sign lowering in shame

(via hi)

urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

(Source: schnephanie, via hi)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

we shouldnt be worried about who has nice butts or boobs its all about the eyebrow game

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)